You See Him !! .. Gas Pump Driver has BRASS. Now wants to "Go Green" in Wakulla County, Florida. (September 25, 2012) ...item 2b.. Archie Bunker on Democrats ...
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.....item 1).... Florida Today ... www.floridatoday.com ... Cartoon Caption Contest 9/25 ...
9:15 PM, Sep 24, 2012
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img code photo ... U.S. Energy Policy
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September 25, 2012 / Jeff Parker, FLORIDA TODAY
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Gasoholic... Come up with a snarky caption for this cartoon, email it to us, and we'll sort the best and funniest punchlines from the rest. Then, on the following Monday, we'll post the winner's name and caption along with two runners-up here at JPTI as well as in the print edition of FLORIDA TODAY.
Since you'll be writing for a cartoon, we've added the professional feel by setting a deadline for you -- please e-mail your entries to us by 4pm Thursday.
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Most of all, have fun!
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.....item 2a).... youtube video ... All in the Family - Archie, the Liberal ... 23:49 minutes ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N4LQ862O3M&feature=related
After the press and civil-rights groups criticize the discrimination in Archie's lodge, a token effort is made to recruit a new member.
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.....item 2b).... youtube video ... Archie Bunker on Democrats ... 2:28 minutes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fqCS7Y_kME&feature=related
Archie Bunker on Democrats
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Florida Battle Map .. Colonel, I need more Manpower. -- Fat Lady Ready To Sing (October 9, 2012) ...item 2.. Elaine Paige - Don't Cry For Me Argentina - Olivier Awards 2012 ...
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Election-year battle lines... Come up with a snarky caption for this cartoon, email it to us, and we'll sort the best and funniest punchlines from the rest.
Then, on the following Monday, we'll post the winner's name and caption along with two runners-up here at JPTI as well as in the print edition of FLORIDA TODAY.
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.....item 1).... Florida Today ... www.floridatoday.com ... Cartoon Caption Contest 10/09 ...
10:03 PM, Oct 8, 2012
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img code photo ... Colonel, I need more Manpower. Its another FUBAR-2000 on the HORIZON at 530 votes !!
Batalla Florida Map. Coronel, necesito más mano de obra. Su otro FUBAR-2000 en el horizonte a 530 votos!
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October 9, 2012 / Jeff Parker, FLORIDA TODAY
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Election-year battle lines... Come up with a snarky caption for this cartoon, email it to us, and we'll sort the best and funniest punchlines from the rest. Then, on the following Monday, we'll post the winner's name and caption along with two runners-up here at JPTI as well as in the print edition of FLORIDA TODAY.
Since you'll be writing for a cartoon, we've added the professional feel by setting a deadline for you -- please e-mail your entries to us by 4pm Thursday.
In your e-mail message, be sure to include your name and where you live. E-mail: jparker@floridatoday.com
Challenge your office co-workers, friends and families.
Captions submitted as comments will be disqualified.
A few guidelines:
-Please keep your captions clean and libelous-free. Remember, we're a family newspaper.
-Keep it brief. I know it's difficult, but bear in mind the funniest cartoons depend on brevity for maximum effect. And since these are editorial cartoons, don't spare the vinegar.
-Be original. Don't go for an obvious gag line that 20 other people will come up with.
Most of all, have fun!
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.....item 2).... law.gsu.edu ... law.gsu.edu ...
George W. BUSH, et al., Petitioners,
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Albert GORE, Jr., et al.
531 U.S. 98, 121 S.Ct. 525
Dec. 12, 2000.
law.gsu.edu/ccunningham/fall03/BushVGore-Edited.htm
Democratic candidates for President and Vice President of the United States filed complaint contesting certification of state results in presidential election. The Circuit Court, Leon County, N. Sanders Sauls, J., entered judgment denying all relief, and candidates appealed.
The District Court of Appeal certified the matter to the Florida Supreme Court. On review, the Florida Supreme Court, 772 So.2d 1243, ordered manual recounts of ballots on which machines had failed to detect vote for President. Republican candidates filed emergency application for stay of Florida Supreme Court's mandate.
The United States Supreme Court, 531 U.S. 1046, 121 S.Ct. 512, 148 L.Ed.2d 553, granted application, treating it as petition for writ of certiorari, and granted certiorari. The Supreme Court held that: (1) manual recounts ordered by Florida Supreme Court, without specific standards to implement its order to discern "intent of the voter," did not satisfy minimum requirement for non- arbitrary treatment of voters necessary, under Equal Protection Clause, to secure fundamental right to vote for President, and (2) remand of case to Florida Supreme Court for it to order constitutionally proper contest would not be appropriate remedy.
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.....item 2).... youtube video ... Elaine Paige -Don't Cry For Me Argentina -Olivier Awards 2012 ...
4:55 minutes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=djZnOJyZLO8
Published on Apr 17, 2012 by operathephantom
Elaine Paige performs her theme song 'Don't Cry For Me Argentina' at the Olivier Awards, 2012.
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Elaina Cartoon
Image by TinManVII
In the original photo my niece was trying to scratch her head, but her floaties kept her from being able to reach. I made her into a cartoon with the strength of 10 babies.
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